Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Jobsite Utility Belt!

Ever been bothered by a persistent and nagging feeling that your pants shouldn't be falling down? At the same time, have you been both broke and unable to make it to the store? That piece of weatherstripping you tied around your waist not fitting so well after lunch? Well folks, I know I have and I bet you have too. Be bothered no more, for I have happened upon a solution! Introducing the Jobsite Utility Belt! Now, with adjust-ability!

Thats right! For the low, low price of only two washers and a bit of lumber strap you too can be rid of that nasty pants-falling-down problem. It's fashionable! It says "I'm cheap, and I also don't like to spend money." It's adjustable! With d-ring simulating action, it can handle all your gastronomic fluctuations. Operators are standing by.